Happy Thanxgiving!!

Hey! I spelled Christmas right! November 1999

The Honor Kode

Like most good kolleges, the University of Kollege, had an honor system. It went something like this: "It shall be the responsibility of every student at the University of Kollege to obey and support the enforcement of the Honor Kode, which prohibits lying, cheating or stealing when these aktions involve akademik processes or University, student or akademik personnel akting in an official capacity." Yada Yada. The Honor Pledge: "On my honor I have neither given nor received unauthorized aid on this examination." Signed, Cecil Moon.

Due to this honor system, some of my most inspired answers were kreated. I am sure my professors got a kick out of my exams.


The irony? The kid next to me kopied my answer! October 1996