I Luv Teknology, but Not As Much As You, You See!

Ah, komputers! What did we do before them? But even before the internet was born, before massively multiplayer online games, before chat, text, IM, e-mail, shopping karts, and Ebay, there was God. The Man! Always there with a listening ear. Take for instance this English paper that I had due at 8am at which this was 7:15 a.m. the morning of. Shakespeare kouldn't have kreated such elegant prose with such immediate inspiration. Okay, I failed it but that doesn't mean God didn't help a kitty out.


Kwik help in a jam! September 1996